the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

(via i-see-the-horizons)

"I want to continue being crazy; living my life the way I dream it, and not the way the other people want it to be."
Paulo Coelho, Veronika Decides to Die (via poppyclub)

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But why did they cross the road is the question.


"How do you want me?" 

"Medium rare." 

(via riansshinyteethandme)

Teacher: How much is a gram?
Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..


if you tell someone ‘no’ and they respond with “FINE……….” or “guess ill be all alone….” or “its okay im used to having my hopes crushed…….” or any of that guilt-inducing passive aggressive fuckery, cut them straight out of your life because you never deserve to feel bad for setting boundaries or speaking your mind.

(Source: avatarthelastsjwarrior, via alwayslaughingneverdying)



I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.

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La Dispute - Such Small Hands
"Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are."
(via corivicious)

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affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

(via d0gmaa)


Brendan Murphy of Counterparts